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The Greatest moment in bipartisan history:
Caveman calls off inventing fire without animal approval
Cavewoman calls off inventing wheel without cooperation from cavemen
Ancient Greeks give up on Trojan Horse without cooperation from Trojans, too hard.
Mongol hordes refuse to invade Rome without Roman approval
St. Peter doesn't establish Church due to lack of bipartisan cooperation from Roman government.
Copernicus gives up his ridiculous science stuff since the Church doesn't give approval
US Colonies don't declare independence since King George won't approve
Abe Lincoln caves into southern states after Ft. Sumter attack, avoids civil war since he can't get Southern approval
Hitler retires gracefully upon acquiring Sudetenland, doesn't murder millions, thanks to bipartisan cooperation and approval
Herbert Hoover gives up Dillinger investigation. What's the point without mob cooperation and approval??
Silly band name Beatles gets realistic and quits music, citing no record company bipartisan cooperation and approval
Senator Patrick Leahy gives up on Truth and Reconciliation Commission because of lack of any Republican bipartisan participation.
Pie never happens at Daily Kos due to 24/7 bipartisan cooperation and approval