This magnificent film tells the moving story of a hardworking, Bible-believing rural family in the heartland whose economic anxiety leads them to blindly follow the greatest president in history. They bravely risk their lives and the lives of their entire community in order to travel to Tulsa to get haircuts.
Then they camp out all night on the sidewalk to ensure that they get admitted to ‘Rona Rally I. There they gaze upon the Chosen One and revel in his glory as he mocks the libtards and Demon-rats.
And all of that happens just during the overture! Keep watching as the Cletus family experiences joys and sorrows in a big-city hospital. You don’t want to miss the exciting ending as liberals and minorities are bashed before the clan’s survivors head for home, eager to share their adventures with their whole county.
Songs for a Thousand-Year America
The talented team of composers (music by Meat Loaf and Ted Nugent, lyrics by Stephen Miller and Grunthos the Flatulent) have created musical numbers that are destined to become favorites of Real Americans™ for all time. A few of the tunes that will have you singing along include:
- Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin’ — Curly reminisces about the life of Aunt Eller, whom we saw being hooked up to a ventilator during the overture. He sings of how she died as she lived, proud to support her great President and honored to give her life to bring his beautiful economy roaring back
- The Gurney with a Drip on Top — this jaunty tune will set your toes a-tapping as Curly takes Laurey on her final ride, wheeling her and her IV bag through the hospital corridors from the ER up to the ICU
- It’s a Scandal! It’s an Outrage! — the ensemble of 19,000+ persons relives the infamous villainies of Hillary and Obama, including “Emailz!”, “Benghazi!”,”Born in Kenya!”, and “Pizza sex slaves!” before they chase Ali Hakim out of town, screaming for him to go back to Mooslim-istan-stan
- Lonely Room — the ghost of Jud surveys the morgue room of the hospital and muses about how many more bodies will join him there
- Okla-rona! — the grand finale celebrates the freedoms enjoyed by true patriots and America-lovers, as the cast members rip off the masks of passersby and cough in their faces while police in riot gear give a beatdown to the dark complected residents of Tulsa
Okla-rona, where the bug comes sweepin' down the plain
And the hydroxy-bleach, can sure taste sweet
When Trump makes ‘Murica great again …
- Reprise — the three surviving characters perform a medley of Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin’ and People Will Say We’re in Covid as the end credits roll
The reviews are in!
The host of Sieg Heil, Mein President on Fox News salutes this powerful film,
“You will NOT SEE a more inspiring film since The Triumph of the Will” — Laura Ingraham
The doughy, pasty millionaire frozen food heir anchor of White Power Hour exclaims,
“Okla-rona! will rouse real Americans to the REBIRTH OF A NATION that is proud of its heritage and traditions” — Tucker Carlson
Make the liberals weep
You are HEREBY ORDERED to take all of your friends, family, and members of your Klavern to see this incredible movie. Show your support for our Dear Leader by packing the theaters* full all across the country!
Be sure to signal your endorsement of this fine film by flashing the special “Okla-rona, OK!” hand sign to everyone you see.
Watch for the sequel ’Rona Rallies II: Flori-duh! in September!
* Note: for your comfort and convenience, theaters will have have a strict “no mask” policy in force during showings of Okla-rona!