While most Americans are spending Christmas Eve enjoying time with their families, finding that last-minute gift, or baking for tomorrow’s Christmas feast, the Orange Buffoon occupying the White House was forced to cancel his holiday in Florida to pretend he cares about shutting down the government. So now, with Melania and the kids beating a hasty retreat south without him, Trump is left alone to pity-tweet.
Trump started his morning by forgetting that Mexico was going to pay for his racist wall, before pivoting to a whine about allies taking advantage of the United States, how we actually subsidize said allies’ militaries, AND, oh yeah, James Mattis sucks. He then moved on to a double attack on Brett McGurk and “Little” Bob Corker, because why not? Next up, big news to all the countries that now hate us, Trump shouted:
Then he decided to crash the stock market with his deep thoughts on decision-making via the gut, tossed in a quick denial that he would ever lash out at anyone, swung back to lie about his wall again, and then on to thanking Saudi Arabia for his decision on Syria that prompted his defense secretary to resign, and finally, a pity-party and a lie in one fell swoop.
Ho, ho, holy crap, he’s nuts.