Let's be a senator I hear it's better than Oprah
I've got some crudite here in my bag
So we bought a pack of supplements. And some erectile pills
And walked off to look for a Mehmet Oz
Kathy I said as we boarded the Lear jet in Pittsburgh
Hollywood seems like a dream to me now
It took me four days to learn to spell sauerkraut
I've come to look for a Mehmet Oz
All come, they're looking for Mehmet Oz
Laughing on the bus, playing games with their accents
"Can you believe that they really say water that way?"
"Tell me there's really a difference between Pat's steaks and Geno's."
Toss me a Tastykake I think there's one in my raincoat
We ate the last one an hour ago
So we crossed the bridge in Harrisburg
And looked out at TMI
While the cows mooed in a York county field
Kathy I'm lost, I said, what the hell is the Blue Route?
They told me to turn left and I don't know how.
Next thing they'll ask me to pump my own gas
Oh they've all come to look for a Mehmet Oz
All come to look for a Mehmet Oz...