Haters gotta hate. What else can I say?
Lizzo drew their ire when she began to play
A flute that had belonged to Jemmy Madison.
She had the nerve to show that she could have some fun
With that antique instrument, twerking as she trilled.
Some right wing Republicans were not exactly thrilled.
"It's a desecration!" they cried in unison.
"How dare she touch that relic once owned by Madison?
It's sacrilegious, what she did. He wrote the Constitution!
We demand her quick arrest and then her execution!
He's what made this country great.
Besides, she's black and overweight."
Idiots like that are a public menace,
But they'd be blown away
If they could hear her play
Briccialdi's Carnival of Venice.
Note: Jemmy is not a typo for Jimmy, but the authentic family nickname for the Fourth American President.