Is true — it’s still early on a Saturday morning, so fair warning — seeing this might upset your tummy.
Friday night was the “The Lincoln Day Dinner,” hosted by the Republican Party of Palm Beach County. The keynote speaker was Lindsey Graham, fresh off praising Trump’s caddy (an ex-Marine who told writer Rick Reilly that he once put a critic of his boss in a military-style choke hold).
The press were not allowed inside, but some images are available on social media. Lindsey appeared to be all smiles, living it up with his beloved Florida comrades.
Just feast your eyes on the tasty dessert served to guests:
As much as this image makes me want to vomit up the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen, kudos to whichever Photoshop editor had the common sense to at least omit the “again” from this version of the classic MAGA hat. As discouraging as it is to see our 16th president in a trucker cap, I think most would confidently assert that Lincoln did, in fact, “make America great.”
Updated note: Eagle-eyed commenter alamancedem notes the hat says “Keep America Great,” which is Trump’s 2020 slogan. I take back what I say about common sense. I should have known better!
But seriously, comrades — how does Lindsey Graham manage to always stay so fresh and topical? After all, the big news yesterday was all about Hillary’s e-mails, so I’m sure he had to corral a team of writers to crunch bigly to get his keynote speech updated in time to wow the GOP crowd at Mar-a-Lago.
Look at how happy everyone looks!
Sure hope there’s no news today that erases all these smiles.
Note: Post updated to include more pictures of Lindsey living it up