Warning: This is a frivolous post with nothing substantive.
While an actual haiku in Japanese is more complicated, if you had to write them for a high school English class, you were probably given a basic description of three lines consisting of five, seven, and five syllables with a cut of some sort dividing two elements. Haiku are traditionally written about natural things, but can be adapted to unnatural things such as Mitt Romney. Here's one I wrote:
Romney is fickle;
Like a feather in the wind,
He changes his words.
Bonus points if you get the reference. More after the break.
What's good for Romney
Is good for America -
Or at least for Bain.
Mitt studied English,
A B.A. at BYU.
Mormon madrasah?
If Romney loves France,
Why doesn't he marry it?
Second wife for him.
Shake Etch-a-Sketch
For what Mitt believes today.
See Play-Doh for spine.
Romney spends millions.
Mitt can't drink Coke that comes with
Super-sized campaign.
Big donors giving
To Super PAC want service.
Mitt's a prostitute.