My husband sent me this. He’s mentioned this guy before but the previous example of “Mangy Fetlocks’” work that I saw was nothing to write home about. This one, however, is a whole ‘nuther ball game. I’m going to paste the lyrics of the song here so that everyone can see what I’m talking about:
Old Wayne Lapierre, with his nose in the air
calls for another bottle of champagne
anything less he views with great disdain.
It goes without saying
that the NRA is paying.
In his silken suit, Lapierre don’t give a hoot
just what the price may be.
Long as members keep on payin’
Lapierre will keep on playin’
in perpetuity.
and Wayne’s singing….
Out-of-touch liberals
out of my way!
You’re not ‘common folk’ like me.
They pay me freakin’ millions
but the gullible civilians
think I’m selling liberty.
Laura Ingraham is sly, don’t know how she gets by
on just a quarter million bucks a week.
Clearly, life for her is bleak.
It’s a struggle I am sure
but I think she will endure.
With a TV show, everybody gets to know
the hateful stuff she thinks of every day.
If advertisers hold her dear, contract goes another year,
so we get to hear her say…
Out-of-touch liberals
out of my way!
You’re not ‘common folk’ like me.
My salary is massive. I despise the middle class if
they don’t see things just like me.
Now we’re talking about Tucker,
that creepy little sucker
who was born holding a silver fork.
Said he doesn’t need to work,
but for what he’s getting paid
he’d be nuts unless he stayed.
He’s spoiled, rich, and a whiny lil bitch
with a voice that irritates to hear.
He gets paid ‘cause he pretends
it’s the small man he defends.
‘Tween the lines, his message seems quite clear
Out-of-touch liberals
wanna tell you what to do,
but they’re not ‘common folk’ like me.
Though I am a one percent-er,
my privilege don’t ever
alter my humility.
Don’t it seem strange
how things never change.
People are as dumb as sheep.
Almost leaves a guy to weep.Tell ‘em you’re their hero,
they will question zero.
Folks with nothin’ always seem to gravitate
to the lies of those with dough.
Other people warn ‘em that those rich bastards scorn ‘em.
but they’re not convinced it’s so.
They’re brainwashed…Out-of-touch liberals ruined their lives, but
rich folks gonna make it great.
What a lie to tell ‘em
package up and sell ‘em,
then have them proliferate.
copyright 2021, Bruce W. Nelson